Tired of having to explain why you don’t drink?
Next time, play them at their own game. Use IWATM to create an outrageous excuse and watch their reactions. Rate the shock value of your excuse and see how they respond!
Why We Created IWATM
IWATM was created as a space where those who have chosen not to drink can find a community of like-minded people. We provide a light-hearted approach to addressing societal pressures and judgements, emphasising the joy and connections that come from embracing this lifestyle choice. Just as no one questions why you don't smoke, we believe that choosing not to drink should also be free from unnecessary scrutiny.
FAQs
(Your Dumb Questions)
To give people like us a reason to laugh instead of explaining ourselves to those who’ll never get it anyway.
We’ve lived them. And when we run out of stories, our twisted minds fill in the gaps.
Only if you have a sense of humour. If not, it might just be educational.
Life’s too short to worry about offending people who don’t get the joke.
Absolutely drop us a comment on our socials! The more, the merrier. Just make sure it’s as absurd as it is hilarious.
Dramatic? Please. Try waking up in a ditch with a traffic cone as your best friend.
Only if they’ve never experienced the joy of a night out ending in a goat chase.